Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dinner Conversation

Scene: Heathen Family Kitchen
Violet is sitting in front of a dish of mostly uneaten macaroni & cheese (from the box)
that her mother cleverly stupidly doctored up with some chicken broth.

Violet:
I am done.

Mama:
OK.

Violet:
I am going to frow dis in da twash.

Mama:
How 'bout we give it to Pixie.

Violet:
OK. Pixie will like dis.

Mama:
Why didn't you like it.

Violet:
It was poisoned.....
(pause for effect)
Here Pixie, Pixie, Pixie!

*In this house all dishes calling themselves macaroni & cheese must be prepared with limp elbows, yellow cheese and a blandly uniform texture.  All imposters will be refused.

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