Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label books. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2009

Banning Books

When I worked in a bookstore I was often asked about buying books as gifts for kids.  The person purchasing the books usually knew nothing about the child beyond gender and approximate age.  Inquiring about the child's interests produced mixed results. I heard answers like, "I think he plays soccer", or "She likes pink."  Great. I'll just take you to the pink book section and let you decide.  I'm kidding. No customer who initiated this conversation would leave with anything less than a book prescription.  Buy two volumes of Junie B. Jones and don't call me tomorrow to complain that the kid already has the whole collection.

Anywho.

My point is that children do have opinions about literature and reading materials should not be dictated by age or gender.  My daughter still loves her board books, but she also enjoys hearing the original Grimm's version of Snow White.  I know her well enough to know she can handle it.

My husband read very well, at a very early age.  He enjoyed the works of Stephen King when he was still in elementary school.  Aaron is a big believer in NOT censoring reading materials.  However, every reasonable parent has their limit and Violet keeps reminding Aaron what his looks like.

 
The cover of Etiquette for Outlaws truly is irresistible.  Who doesn't love cartoon depictions of prostitution and gambling.  Violet managed to find the book AGAIN yesterday and she asked so sweetly, "What she doing?"
My pre-parental brain wanted to answer, "Well Sweet Pea, that lady is practicing the world's oldest profession, having sex for money."  Instead, I took pictures of her fondling her contraband book and then I distracted her with promises of candy while I relocated the tome to it's new secret location. Aaron and I aren't quite sure when the right time to learn about tipping your favorite stripper is, but we're pretty sure it's not yet. 
*Oh, and for something completely different, stop by my post on Family Bliss.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Fahrenheit 2/10

Forgive me for harping on the subject, but I feel as if my whole way of life is being systematically criminalized by our jackass federal government.  I mentioned the other day that the new CPSIA regulations would render my child's entire wardrobe illegal. Fine. It's all good. She doesn't go out much anyway. We'll just let her run around naked and turn the heat up until we can afford to pay retail for new clothes. Today, I peeled back the onion a few more layers and realized that books are included in this whole clusterf@*k as well.

Will libraries have to dump their entire catalog of kid's books and start from scratch? What will happen to my beloved bi-annual library book sale? Amazon is already considering that they may have to burn thousands of copies of brand new children's books that cannot be certified lead free. Here in the blogosphere everyone is up in arms, but where is the mainstream media on this one? Are we the only people who have noticed?

Before I had Violet I worked in a used bookstore, a Half-Price Bookstore to be exact. Aaron and I LOVE old books. We have hundreds of gently used picture books for our daughter. I rely on second hand stores to keep our family in new reading material. If I can't afford to buy books for MY kid, what's going to happen to less fortunate families? American kids are already in the hole educationally speaking. Making it more expensive to read is not going to save any kids from lead poisoning. In fact, kids in my ghetto neighborhood will just go back to eating the paint chips that fall off of their 100 year old rental shacks if they can't get lead from picture books. This is utter madness.

I urge you to write to your congress person, before the bonfire starts.

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