Okay, so it's a lazy any damn day of the week Sunday and you've slacked off a bit on home maintenance. No biggie. Who's gonna see the mess but your children?
The phone rings and you suddenly have 15 minutes to prepare yourself for unexpected guests. You decide that the toys look charming strewn across the living room, but the overflowing trash can does NOT. The trash goes and yet the odor remains. You take a swipe at the cat box and still, you can smell something mysterious and unpleasant. Opening the windows doesn't help and the clock is ticking. What do you do?
You could bake a pie to cover the smell IF you were the kind of person who was just about to bake a pie or just so happened to have a stash of SaraLee in the freezer, but you aren't THAT person. Are you? No you are the kind of person whose home has the lingering aroma of ass and you only have 5 minutes left.
Time to call in the big guns.
