Before I succumbed to the *Ninja Flu, I managed a Mommies Only thrift store shopping spree with my friend Monica.
Monica had not visited my go-to store in a quite some time, due to her husband's concern for her personal safety. Men have no idea what lengths women will go to for a bargain. 20 cent kid shirts are worth the mugging risk.
Anyway. Here is my best find. It cost $1.50. I know. I'm a big spender.
*It's called the Ninja Flu because it sneaks up on you and you have no idea how sick you are until you try to go upstairs for a pee and find yourself needing to lie down.