I have been fighting the good fight against this demonic virus for nearly a week. On Tuesday, I thought I was getting better. Yesterday, I slowed down a bit and by days end my nose was totally non-functional. This morning I was jarred awake by the distinct sensation of a tiny Ninja Army hurling their throwing stars into my inner ear. As of this momemt, I cannot taste, smell or hear anything. I would not be a bit surprised if tomorrow I woke up blind.
I've been told that adults don't get ear infections. If this isn't an ear infection, then I must have a tumor. Or perhaps my brain is finally (and audibly) cracking up.
Heap your sympathies and ear ache remedies upon me gentle readers. Quick. At the rate I'm going I won't be able to read your comments much longer.
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