Sunday, March 22, 2009

Morning Comedy

Scene:
Heathen Family Parental Bed
8:30 AM

Kelly: I forgot to get coffee yesterday. Will you go to Starbucks? I'll make pancakes.
Aaron: (whining) This is Sunday. The only day I get to sleep late.
Kelly: It is late. Maybe you shouldn't have let the zombies keep you up so long?
Aaron: You want me to just leave the zombies...alive?
Classic marital silence ensues for 30 seconds.
Aaron: Fine. I'll go get your SHIT and then I am coming back to bed.
Violet: (perking up fom her spot between her parents) Daddy! We don't need a SHIP.
Much laughter, but more importantly, compliance from Aaron.

End Scene

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