Times are tough. Beans are on the menu, but some people just can't bring themselves to eat beans when frozen chicken nuggets are at large in the world.
Me: Beans are magic.
Violet: Ol' matdonal have a farm...
Me: Remember the story about the beans?Violet: The beans gwew a stawk!
Me: Yes. The beans were magic. If you eat a bean it will make you grow like stalk.Violet: I can't. I can't reach my spooooon!
Me: The beans will make you grow like magic!Violet: ...anon his farm he has some nuddets! Eeee iiiiiii eeee iiiii ooooo!
Me: Eat a bean and we'll go upstairs and measure you, to see how much the bean made you grow.Violet: UH OH! I dropped the bean! Peals of maniacal laughter.
Me: The beans are magic. Eat one!Violet: Magic beans?!
Me: They make you big and strong. EAT ONE!Violet: My spooon. My 'poon! Pixie got my spoon.
Me: Just eat one. You'll see.Violet: The bean make me not feel good.
Me: The bean can't make you sick unless you eat it. EAT ONE!Violet: You go upstairs too. Measure you.
Me: Sure. Eat a bean.Violet: You eat one.
Me: I just ate a whole bowl full.Violet: You eat one. I eat one.
Me: Okay. We'll eat a bean together.Violet: You first.
Me: Together.Violet: Put it in yo' mouf!
Me: Eating bean. Okay. Your turn.Violet: Maniacal laughter. Noooooooo!
Me: Sound of me shoving the bean in Violet's mouth. Chew it up! With your teeth!See! Magic beans!
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