TMI

Just in case you wanted to know. I went to the doctor and was informed that I did not have mastitis. No, what I had was much more embarrassing. I had a fungus. It seems my brand new ill-fitting bras and a borrowed Dancing with the Stars exercise dvd conspired to give me athlete's boob. I've gotta hand it to those last ten pounds. They keep coming up with new ways to thwart eviction.