Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Blanky and Cranky

*I am going to whine. Right here, right now. Look away if this offends you. 

I am done. I don't know what to do about it or how to resolve my done-ness, but done I am.  Done! Done, I tell you!

It did not snow that much in 2009, or 2008. It probably didn't snow a whole lot in 2007 either.  I don't remember, because any snow we had disappeared pretty quickly. There were long breaks between snow storms. It was not SNOMAGEDON.  Violet played outside in the snow for less than 10 minutes in 2007.  She did not like it. In 2008, she "helped" shovel a bit and watched a snow plow nearly bury her and her father on the sidewalk. Last winter, I brought snow into the house and let her play with it in the sink after she was too cold to play outside.  My point is, snow gear has never been necessary.  Our brief forays into the yard or the journey from front door to car, were not enough to justify the purchase of snow boots and snow pants.  Also, you have to buy the snow boots and pants in October, because that's when the asshole retailers put them out.  So, it's a pricey gamble. Will it snow this winter? What size will the child expand to by the time snow starts piling up? 

Violet has no snow boots, no snow pants and a "fashion" winter coat (the same goes for her parents, BTW).  No one in our circle of friends has any outgrown snow gear to pass down.  There are NO boots, or pants to be found in stores.    We are utterly unprepared for an extended winter wonderland.

The members of the Heathen Family are prisoners in their own home. 

She's wearing four pairs of pants & they were all soaked through.



7 comments:

  1. I hear you. This snow is ridiculous. I really need to set up my utopian society/polygamist compound in a temperate climate.

    I actually considered shoveling my own driveway last week (I've never shoveled a single snowflake in my life!) and then I realized the only boots I own are knee high and leather and have a 3 inch heel. Luckily, the husband came to my rescue.

    Also, that really pisses me off about there being a complete lack of snow attire and gear in the middle of winter. Yet there is curretnly a bevy beachwear as far as the eye can see... Stupid.

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  2. Maybe if you get a bunch of space heaters and hair dryers and heat lamps, you can put them outside and make all the snow go away? I could work...really!!

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  3. That was supposed to be *it* could work. D'oh!

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  4. Seriously, no snowpants? My kids are required to wear all of that stuff for school. With the chaos of recess time, I'm always amazed when they come home wearing the gear I sent them in.

    All of our snowpants and most of the coats we have are hand me downs or inexpensive rummage sale finds. Totally the way to go because that stuff can get pricey!

    BTW, I think you have had more snow than us this year. Weird, huh?

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  5. So with you on this one. We gave away all our outgrown stuff to the younger cousins, otherwise I would send it off to you. Have you tried Lands End online? They might still have some stuff, and cheap!

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  6. Holy Cats! That picture is awesome.

    I feel your pain. Been there. Just not this winter. We *finally* got the HUGE storm the weather people had been predicting yesterday. Yep. All 2" of the stuff.

    If I could, I'd take your snow away...

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  7. If I had some big enough for her I'd put them in the mail. And if I didn't wear mine everyday I would offer them to you. :-)

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