Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Wardrobe Wednesday

I get it.

The bikini is so cute you can barely stand it.
It has little cherries hanging on the front of it.  She looks adorable in it, as does her baby sister.


Unfortunately, it is totally useless as a functional garment.

I heard this 3 year old's mother ask her to hitch up her drawers no less that 10 times in a 30 minute period.  I couldn't get a photo of the baby crack in action, but trust me, it was epic.

I am no prude.  Bikinis do not offend me, per se, but if the bathing suit cannot maintain purchase on the posterior, it is only a nusance to the child.  She would have been better off naked.

I kept wishing she would rip off the polka dot bottoms in protest.

6 comments:

  1. I hate the bikini on kids. I rather not worry about exposing extra skin. Here is my WW: http://secretmomthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/06/wardrobe-wednesday_24.html#comments

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  2. My daycare asked that all the little girls have bikini's this summer - Apparently it's "easier" for when they have to go to the bathroom. I say that's a crock. And very happy I have two boys.

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  3. More so, it looks way too teeny for that child.

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  4. Funk has all manner of swimsuits, most of them passed down-- and refuses to wear the ones where her "belly is all hanging out in the air." This works well, since she has no ass to keep a bikini bottom up.

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  5. I was always a stickler for one-pieces for my daughter, but this year I let my 5 y.o. talk me into a tankini. It's a slippery slope.

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  6. I guess I'm pretty open minded when it comes to kid swimsuits. They should, however, fit. ;)

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