Scene: Heathen Family Kitchen
Violet is sitting in front of a dish of mostly uneaten macaroni & cheese (from the box)
that her mother cleverly stupidly doctored up with some chicken broth.
Violet:
I am done.
Mama:
OK.
Violet:
I am going to frow dis in da twash.
Mama:
How 'bout we give it to Pixie.
Violet:
OK. Pixie will like dis.
Mama:
Why didn't you like it.
Violet:
It was poisoned.....
(pause for effect)
Here Pixie, Pixie, Pixie!
*In this house all dishes calling themselves macaroni & cheese must be prepared with limp elbows, yellow cheese and a blandly uniform texture. All imposters will be refused.
Yeah, I tried making Princess' noodles in chicken stock once. I figured, hey...she likes chicken and she likes noodles. Let's just say it was NOT a hit.
ReplyDeleteBii won't touch the stuff. Doctored or not. What is wrong with my child?!?!
ReplyDeleteMy husband once said his mom was poisoning him as a kid when she fed him Ragu instead of her homemade sauce. Where do they get that from?
ReplyDeleteI try to sneak on some real cheese and they won't eat it. They love the fake stuff!
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