I am constantly finding toys in this condition. They pop up in random places. Tied to a kitchen chair, or the TV table. I am pretty sure that Violet cannot tie a standard shoelace knot, but her bondage skills are developing nicely. If my Dominatrix Parenting Bible is to be believed, Violet is ahead of schedule on this milestone. Her emerging skills include safe words and light paddling. I couldn't be prouder.
Too funny.
ReplyDeleteYou're a sick girl. I love it.
ReplyDeleteMy two oldest often fight to the point of tears. I tried to teach them the concept of safe words so it wouldn't escalate. When our babysitter caught on, I think she was more than a little horrified.
Okay -- this was my genuine blog laugh of the day! Introduce whipped cream into the family diet?
ReplyDeleteROFL!
ReplyDeleteThat is fabulous.
Oh, mine does that too. Takes their clothes off and ties them all together.
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