I'm Sad...

Who wants a big bowl of Newman-O's? Tonight the Heathen Family will pay homage to a true and rare humanitarian by eating only organic, charity supporting snacks.  As Chandler Bing once said (oh, you didn't know I was a Friends junkie did you?):

The only person who can make marriage work is Paul Newman.  I’ve met me, and I am no Paul Newman. I don’t race cars, I don’t make popcorn, none of my proceeds go to charity! 

May we all aspire to that kind of simple greatness.